Monday, June 11, 2007

Returning for the ending of the blog

I know I've abandoned all you readers the past month (or maybe just you, Brooke) but it's been a crazy, stressful, uncreative time for me, so I've neglected the blog for too long. And all I needed to do was write a final wrap-up. Wow, I really am that lazy. Which of course I have known for years.

Anyways, I'm back in the city, been through a few freelance jobs and an internship where I learned the ever important skill of wrapping and unwrapping bubble wrap. Clearly this has been an educational, life-changing month for me. There have been many ups and downs and it's been a strange, surreal transition, and I am excited about what the heck will happen in the coming year. Perhaps you will be hearing about my future mental breakdown where I run off to the wilderness and live amongst the jungle creatures. Who knows what's next for me.

So it's goodbye to my great wide open blog, which is a sad moment, and I know you all (or just Brooke, my lone reader) will be devastated. But there will be blogs to come, I can assure you, possibly quite soon, since I need some place to put my thoughts as I live alone in my tiny studio without a television and I get bored talking with myself and I think my neighbors are thinking I am nutso.

But alas, thank you for reading and may everyone have such wonderful adventures themselves.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Home Sweet Home

I'm back in New York! It is so wonderful to be back home, even when I arrived at JFK airport (which is saying a lot, if you've ever been there) where I whisked past all my German flight companions and went straight to the short US customs line and greeted the guy behind the desk maybe a little too passionately. I was just relieved to understand someone perfectly and have someone understand me. Then driving into the city (in a taxi, I should say) was just wonderful. (*Footnote: I should say, I am in the honeymoon phase of being back so please excuse the exagerrated happiness and annoying euphoria I am experiencing) It seems that the city has functioned just fine without me, and it's still moving along as beautiful and exciting as I remember it. Except for the dirty, ugly parts. The weather is gorgeous and everyone has sort of surprisingly been really friendly. Strangers even.

The past few days have involved waking up at around 5.30 or 6 in the morning due to jet lag, wondering where the heck I am; many trips by my dad (bless him for helping me tremendously with re-settling) and myself to Bed Bath and Beyond, Home Depot, the Verizon store, and various pizza places. I quickly re-oriented myself to the rush of the city when I ordered a coffee, paid and conversed with the cashier all in less than 3 seconds flat. I had my inaugural dinner being back at my favorite Burritoville, which thankfully hasn't changed a bit with it's big red leather seats and huge Mexican dishes and free tortilla chips. Thank god for American-sized portions!

I did discover in the few days I've had walking around that a lot does change in two years. New restaurants are everywhere, which is sad when you remember a place fondly and find it deserted or with a new owner. I had a huge scare when I saw that my neighborhood Tasti-D-Lite wasn't there. But relief followed when I saw that it had only moved next door to a bigger locale. Which will hopefully equate to more flavors to offer. So good! (Again, ignore the bliss) Then this morning, I found that my laundromat had closed (it sucked anyways) and the pub around the corner that was so great has been closed down and changed into Starbucks. It made me really sad. But then I went in and ordered my soy latte. So I guess, appreciate the old but move on to the new.

I'm off to California tomorrow to visit the good old Bay Area, and I'm kind of getting sad about the idea of ending this blog, so I'm going to do another entry from the west coast. And I'm thinking of starting a new blog when I get back to New York. Granted, nothing too exciting will be happening to me, but then again, you never know. Do you?

PS. There seems to have been some confusion over who this "Mitch" is, who I stayed with in Berlin since some of you don't know him (that's you, Brooke). He is my sister's husband's brother. Brother in law? Second brother in law?

PPS. Also, some comments about the lack of photos in the blog at times. Which was due to lack of USB ports at the computers at the internet cafes. And now it is due to the fact that the blogger site is having issues. Apologies.

Any other questions?

Monday, April 30, 2007

Nine hours to Dusseldorf and totally worth it

Wow - I've totally been making fun of Dusseldorf since I booked my plane ticket home from here because it has such a silly sounding name, but I've been wrong... it's a fantastic city! I arrived today after nine hours on the train (and if anyone has connections with the German train system, they should really let them know that splitting trains in half and sending them each in separate directions can get both confusing and annoying when you have three bags) and everything has been great. The bus directions to the place were spot on, a really cool friendly guy working at the hostel and gave me all the info I need, then went for a walk to see what this place was all about since I had no clue. I loved it! There are outdoor pubs and lovely restaurants everywhere, on the old cobblestone streets, along the river, and everyone is out having a great time. The architecture is great, all sorts, and most people here are quite attractive. Seems I've found the German utopia? In any case, I'll have enjoyed my 12 hours here before leaving. But back to the past week...

Prague. To start out, I was deathly ill. Ok, I'm exaggerating, but I was definitely not well with a case of the Hong-Kong flu, to a much milder degree. And I'm still getting rid of it; now I just feel like I have whooping cough where if I breathe I want to cough my lungs out. But I've progressed after many a Nurofen tablet and these amazing green cough drops the Czech pharmacist sold to me that numb your entire mouth. Delicious.

So we hit up the main square first, and were bombarded by a ridiculous amount of tour groups led by umbrella-carrying guides. I don't know really how to convey just how many tour groups there were in Prague. It's actually quite sad, as the old square where all the history should be has been taken over by tourists and shops filled with souvenirs, jewelry or overpriced meals. The lack of locals is quite apparent. It felt like we were in Disneyland - everything is spotlessly clean so it almost looks fake, and there are tacky tourist things like horse-drawn carriages and people drawing caricatures. But again, we trudged on and ended up enjoying ourselves, as it's a lot of fun to make fun of really poorly dressed tourists. It is! I saw a guy on the subway - short denim shorts, a short sleeved denim shirt tucked in, a fanny pack (aka bum bag) and white socks with boots. Swear to god. Aside from this pastime, we saw most of the sites of the city, Geri got her hair cut, met a sweet old Czech man and his dog who took a nap next to us after chasing chipmunks all morning, and we took a trip to Cesky Krumlov, a charming little medieval town in the countryside of the Czech Republic. Where strangely, they had a few grizzly bears fenced in in front of the castle. Random? Or is it usual to see bears in the Czech countryside?

So that's the update I think. It's been a sad morning saying goodbye to Geri, but we made it without crying (in public) and I've only been lonely about 120 times today, which can only get better, right? So I'm on my flight back to New York tomorrow! So exciting! I'll be adding one more post when I return to sort of sum things up, so stay tuned and thanks for listening to all my exaggerated stories of drama and glamour! Nah, just kidding, it's all been the truth. Or was it?

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Trip Statistics - The Finale of the Trilogy

Hello there. We're currently on our last day of the adventure (if you don't count the next two days of travel on train and plane) which means that both Geri and I are sick to our stomachs and getting very quiet as we are both emotional people who think too much about depressing stuff, including the end of this trip. So to get my mind off it, I'm providing you all with the last of the trip statistics. Sad day, yes. I'll have a few more blog entries after this to let you know about our time in Prague and a sort of "wrap up" of the trip also. But on with the good stuff first... And again, credit to Geri for the input.

4 (or was it 5?) - trips made to the buffet by Mitch. Impressive, to say the least.

1 gajillion - our estimation of the number of baguettes baked in Paris on a daily basis. Really, if anyone has any idea I'd love to know. We're fascinated.

4 - number of different places we've stayed in Europe (in terms of accomodation)
3 - number of times we've been placed on the top floor of our accomodation. And there are always at least 4 stories. Yet we still are hopelessly out of shape... strange.

31 and counting - number of days mourning our time on Ko Chang. Won't ever stop.

80% - amount of time spent stressing about ending our trip and being back in this so-called "real word" with a so-called "job". What's that? I think it's something I don't want.

A disgustingly high number - the amount of post-Thai tanned layers of skin we've left behind here in Europe. Peeling sucks!

1 inch - how deep of an imprint our socks made on our calves after about 18 hours on the airplane traveling from Thailand to Europe. Scary!

11am to 1pm - the time range when we justified eating lunch even if we weren't hungry. Who cares - it's lunchtime so we should be eating.

7 - minimum number of syllables for a German word to exist (or so it seemed). No need for more than one vowel in the word.

70% - the amount of English words present in Prague on a daily basis in ads, stores, music, etc.
10% - the percentage of people in Prague who can SPEAK english. And it may even be less than that.

2 - somersaults I achieved to avoid head trauma during my huge spill from my bike in Amsterdam. Embarassing.

12 to 16, and 70 to 80 - the age ranges of all tourists in Prague. And you all know how much I just LOVE teenagers.


Food Addictions:

In Paris - baguettes and mayonnaise
In Amsterdam - waffles with chocolate and sprinkles, bagels and brownies
In Berlin - falafel and beer
In Prague - instant noodles and Nurofen (I've been sick!)

Clearly we've been totally healthy and realize the importance of nutrients in our diets.


So that's Europe in a nutshell for us. I'm on a nine hour train ride to Dusseldorf tomorrow morning where I'll get my flight to New York the next day, which should be a fun two days of traveling! And depression! So let's hope Geri and I make it through our goodbyes and I'll write more when I'm bored in Dusseldorf by myself.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

I'm still I'm still Mitch from the blog

Yes Mitch has been invited to do a guest entry into the world famous Krissy tour blog. Now i can finally say DAMN YOU KRISSY!!! I’ve been sitting in overcast wintry conditions for the last few months reading her stories of exotic beaches and adventures and going crazy with envy.

Anyway, Berlin what a fantastic city! The only place where small denim shorts, white socks and sandals CAN work. The only European capital city left where you're surprised to see tourists around and can live on a minimum wage (or an English teachers) and still be comfortable, where you are being ripped off if you pay more than 2.50€ for a Kebab, where beer is cheaper than water, where punks and business men live in harmony, where everyone can’t wait to leave but then can’t wait to get back to when they are away, where the scars of recent history are being patched up everyday, where saying “Sorry” or “Pardon” is seen as superficial and dishonest, where even the mayor prefers to go to parties than care about the economy, where you’ll never find a city centre, where a Kebab is more popular than Sausages, where the hungry come to feed for mine is a generation that...oh sorry wrong movie.

Anyway, this is a city that i had the privilege to show to Krissy, Anita and Geri for the last few days. Firstly as guests the 3 are A1 and I’d recommend them to anyone! Anne even said that the apartment is actually cleaner since they got here. As for the program well the girls had next to zero knowledge of Berlin making it easier for me to make up facts at random. However, with them coming off several weeks off of a low stimulation holiday, lazing on thai beaches, topped off with a trip to Amsterdam (wink wink), history and facts weren’t going to hold their attention for too long anyway.

So where history lessons failed, the German beer didn’t. Ok not just the beer, but more an intro into the typical Berlin lifestyle: Cafés, Bars, Alternative Art, People and Food. I’ll take the diary format to give you an account of what we’ve been up to:

Friday: Pick up day, short tour of Friedrichshain, cold, introduction to the German beer range at a place offering 150 different beers, Tacheles art centre (ONE of a kind, basically an old squat that’s hosts travelling artists from all over the world), on the guest list of a party, too tired to go.

Saturday: tour of Prenzlauer berg district, all of us (ok mainly me) playing like children in a park (the childrens playground facilities here can’t be
beaten, the trampolines are hilarious), Jonathan safran foer signing autographs, me playing guitar at JSF book signing, then party night afterwards, beer, walking, bad music, german music, beer, bad german music, beer, dancing, bad dancing (yes a bad idea when you are out with 3 photographers), Mcdonalds then fall into bed. We arrived at the bar to hear Hanson coming from the DJ with Krissy hardly containing her excitement.

Sunday: the Berlin institution of Brunchen (having brunch), a tour of the freak show we call the boxhagener platz (flea)mark(e)t,Helmut Newton Museum (the short tour! The girls found out that a closing time in Germany MEANS everyone out by 6pm even being spurred on by flicking the lights on and off), Reichstag, Brandenburg gate, jewish memorial, potsdamer platz,starbucks, find krissy a bathroom (why she needed a bath in the middle of the city beats me???), krissy and geri show off their newly acquired thai cooking skills with authentic pad thai and sweet and sour, session of "shooting the shit"

Monday: Anita leaves us, tour of Kreuzberg, east side gallery, cafe bagdad=kebab, Checkpoint Charlie, yawn, pasta, cocktails, man were we cool

Tuesday: relax day, Mitch working, Anne cooked, Girly night with Chocolate and 4 episodes of “Sex and the city”.

The sun came to town just to impress the girls. Unfortunately i didn't have the opportunity to show them such famous things as our nudist neighbours, more
mullet haircut freaks, the nude park culture, the all-night night club culture, and more history. But I guess I have to leave something for them to see on their next visit.

So I left Krissy and Geri in the (hopefully) capable hands of the ride share driver extraordinaire “Christoph Heckenbücker” where they set off for Prague. The adventure continues and I wish them all the best.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Ich bin ein Berliner

Guten tag! I'm in Berlin at the moment, making horrible attempts at speaking German. So far I've mastered "Hallo" "Danke" and "Bitte". And as you may imagine, those words only get me so far. But thank goodness we have had the help of Mitch and Anne, our translators and wonderful hosts here. You will hear from Mitch when he does a guest editing post later tonight. He is kind enough to be hired free of charge. Thanks Mitch! Or rather, Danke Mitch!

Berlin has been amazing. Danke mainly to Mitch and Anne being our tour guides, and informing us of all the history and sights to see. We sort of came into the city not knowing anything (and when I say sort of, I mean completely) and they know almost every detail and every insightful story about this place. Soon they should start asking for tips. But not from us since we're poor. Anita from school came to meet us (Hi Anita!) which was such a wonderful surprise. So our troop of five had a fantastic weekend. We had a traditional German meal cooked a la Mitch, which was quite impressive as he had to accomodate for two vegetarians which are pretty much unheard of here, and in turn, Geri and I had our first experience cooking what we learned in Thailand - Pad Thai and Sweet and Sour Stir Fry. They could have been lying, but everzone seemed to enjoy it! Success.

I thought I'd also say a little bit about our bike ride to the Dutch countryside while we were in Amsterdam also here, because it was so much fun. I felt like I was in a milk commercial most of the time, and we biked for hours through little villages that just kept getting cuter and cuter. Our butts were numb for days, but totally worth it. And I only fell off my bike once!











Anyways, off to Prague tomorrow. Our last stop. I'll be home in a week, which sort of makes me want to vomit. But I'm excited to see all you New Yorkers soon!

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Amsterdam - land of clogs, tulips, sex and pot

Geri and I are here in Amsterdam and it's quite an elegant city. There are beautiful canals, narrow (and precariously slanted) buildings, and lovely, if not a bit cold (hey, we're coming from Asia so it's pretty much freezing for us) weather. Then on the other hand, it's a city where most all vices are allowed and very accepted. It's funny for such a beautifully picturesque town to be populated with semi-naked ladies offering themselves in windows and constant whiffs of pot at every corner. Which makes it all the more interesting.

We've gone native and rented bikes for two days, which is actually more stressful than I thought as all the streets curve every which way and the street names all look the same (to the english-speaking idiots like me) and are too consonant-heavy that even for myself, the compass, finding our way around town is not all that easy. But it's so much fun to be in the fresh air exploring and finding new parts of the city. We went to the Foam Photography Museum today which had a James Nachtwey exhibit, which was quite fortunate timing for us and was fascinating, if not gruesome. Tomorrow we're biking out to the countryside to see some windmills and tulips, which are in their peak at the moment.

So overall, Amsterdam is amazing for so many reasons - It's (not at all surprisingly) heavy on the male population, either the old, weathered types who look like they've been stoned for decades or the 20 year old frat boy types, I'm sure here for all the educational museums and unique architecture. You find classy business people and hip artists, and then turn the corner and see an old lady in a red-light window in a bra and underwear better suited for a 16 year old. Something for everybody. Who wouldn't love that?

I guess that's really it. I haven't been as exciting with everything running smoothly here in Europe (knock on wood). I'll report back soon and keep you posted on any misadventures...

Monday, April 16, 2007

Long overdue pics

Lovely clean pigeons binging on tourist bread outside the Notre Dame.






The Eiffel Tower (duh). Looking big and lovely as ever.








We're soooo tan. In case you can't recognize us, that's me on the left, Geri on the right.








The clear blue water and a taxi boat waiting to pick up passengers in Ko Phi Phi.








The beautiful sunset in Ko Phangan. We had a view from our bungalow so got to witness it every night doing something different each time.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Trip Statistics, Part Deux

It is a bit untimely as I feel like I have been gone from Thailand for so long (while in reality it has only been about four days. Factor in jet lag also.) but I have compiled the latest trip statistics from Cambodia and Thailand. Credit is due to Geri Farr - travel companion - for helping to brainstorm. Thanks Jezza.

8004 - number of mysterious smells along the way. Some we reasoned were due to non-flushing toilets and stillwater "creeks" that may have never even moved in their lifetime.

16 - number of days Geri and I have mourned the passing of our time in Ko Chang.
16 - number of days we have been away from Ko Chang.

9 - the degree of comfort we felt by the end of our Thailand trip, from 1-10 with 1 being extremely modest and 10 being completely liberated, walking around in just bathing suits which is quite strange for "the more layers the better" Krissy. Do not worry, there was no nudity. But along those lines...

196 out of 198 - number of pairs of exposed female breasts on the beach in Ko Pangan (197 and 198 being Geri and myself. AKA the prudes)

60%/30%/10% - in Thailand, the percentages of Scandinavian/Australian/Thai people inhabiting the islands, respectively.

2 - number of temporary pet dogs we accumulated who would follow us home at night and sleep on our porch. Appropriately named by us: Chewy - he had fleas, and Tripod - he was missing a leg

0-1 - number of intellectually stimulating conversations we would have per day. The rest would be discussions about food, tans, and shopping.

20 - numbers of kilos gained by all of us. Bring on the pad thai, shakes, and zero exercise. Fabulous.

New addictions:

-sweetened condensed milk. YUM. Do not laugh, it is in everything here and delicious!
-banana shakes. And for someone who does not like bananas...
-pad thai, amok fish, etc. the local staples of each country. That is all I will be eating when I return.
-Diet Coke/Sprite. I hate that I an supporting the monster evil company known as Coca Cola, but they are so thirst quenching! Really!
-eggs. Fried, even better. I have to have them every morning. Have to.
-floral dresses. Move over shorts, I now have too many flowery frocks. I am a girl again.

Most overused sentences/phrases:

This is just heaven.
Remember on Ko Chang when...
I have not stopped sweating. / I am SO hot.

Ok, that should give you an idea of our time in Thailand. Heaven it was. We are here in Paris now where it is between ten to twenty degrees (celcius) colder than in Thailand, meaning I have no clothes for this place. I have a plethora of tank tops and shorts (and floral dresses) that may need to wait a few weeks to be worn unless there is a heat wave that hits Europe.

It is gorgeous here, just like I remember it, so I am having my usual what-can-I-do-to-live-here thoughts and dreams, so if anyone knows of any Paris-based job openings (non-French speaking) please pass them along. The only hard thing is that we have been in countries where the average meal is about two dollars and we have paid roughly five to ten dollars a night for hotels, so being here with all of its croissants and baguettes and 5 dollar coffee is too tempting when you are on a budget. The only other hard things are these strange french computer keyboards which will explain the lack of apostrophes in this entry since I am too lazy to figure out where it is. So all is good.

On Sunday we leave for Amsterdam. And since many of you have been out this way before please let me know of any suggestions for places to see there, or in Prague and Berlin where we will be going after.

Au revoir my friends!

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Au revoir Asia

Unfortunately the photo link isn't working so you won't get to see a photo of yet another sunset here in Thailand. I imagine you may be getting sick of them anyway, but they are just spectacular. I was also going to put up a picture of us kids as tan as we are, but since I can't you'll just have to imagine for now. Think very very dark brown and you'll have an idea.

So anyways, sad news to report - we are leaving Thailand the day after tomorrow. It's an emotional farewell (but then again, when do I ever NOT have emotional farewells) because it means no more Asia and that I'm closer to having to find a job when I get home. But let's not talk about that.

We're currently in Ko Phi Phi and it's absolutely stunning. We've managed to organize the best for last, so we're leaving in style. It's just gorgeous here. It's a small island, I think about 1.5 miles at it's widest, and there are no paved roads, so you have to walk and hike everywhere, with most paths leading to a beautiful unspoiled beach. The water is crystal clear or bright turquoise, and the island also has dramatic limestone cliffs that make for amazing scenery everywhere you look. It's heaven. There is still a lot of new construction and clean-up going on post-tsunami, since this was one of the heaviest hit islands, but the place is running well with wonderful people and scenery.

We've still been tanning everyday, but we've added a bit of spice to our routine by doing a snorkelling trip to the other island that is a short boat ride away. It's actually the location where they filmed The Beach, with good old Leo DiCaprio. And if you've seen the movie, you know just how gorgeous it is. You can just sit in the water and feel like you're in the best place in the world. Really. Otherwise, we've been hiking around, visiting the beaches, the usual.

The only bad thing about all this relaxation is that we are all a bit under-stimulated when it comes to intellectual thought, but as long as all of us say dumb things it's ok. I'll have to practice saying complete sentences and asking questions that make sense before heading off to Paris or else I will be in trouble.

That's all from my end. Just trying to make time stop before our flight on Monday. Any help with that would be appreciated.

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Tanning like it's my job

If you get a sense from the title of this posting, there isn't too much really to report except that I believe that I am the tannest (most tan?) I've ever been in my life. That is the good news. The bad news is that when you are as tan as I have become, that means it is like you are existing in a constant warm blanket - seriously, my skin feels like an electric blanket. Which is not the best thing when it's over 30 degrees and intense heat. But I'm definitely not complaining. It's great here. We're on Koh Pangan, an island off the east side of the mainland. It's a beautiful place, but tourism has close to taken over and you can sense that the town and it's people have seen their days of rude, drunken tourists and are quite jaded. And I thought I was cynical. Not everyone is like that of course, but I've had quite a few locals be so unfriendly and rude after I just say hello. But then you have to sympathize because the island is full of western holiday-makers here for the Full Moon Party. For those who don't know, it's a party that happens once a month on this island, on the full moon (duh), where there is a huge party on the beach, and there can be more than 8,000 people going all night. That will be happening tomorrow, and should be quite interesting. Thankfully we are staying on the quieter beach just next door, so we won't be up all night listening to rave music. We'll be able to experience it and then silently head home.

Really though, all I've been doing is tanning and making my way from one meal to the next. After breakfast, the next thing on our mind is, what's for lunch? And I don't move around much anymore (just between pool and beach) so my clothes are starting to not fit. Bummer. I would exercise but it's just too hot (excuses excuses).

I'm thoroughly enjoying this mindless living, as I know soon enough I will be back at the grind and having to think again. So until then, I'll be heading off to my next meal...

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Another day in paradise

I'm sadly writing this from a town NOT on Koh Chang, where we've been for the past 5 days. We've finished our time there and have reached a state of depression due to the fact that we didn't want to leave and are already suffering from withdrawals. Only five hours after leaving. It is one of, if not THE, most beautiful places I've been to, and we had one of the best trips ever. And a lot of our wonderful time was due to fate. I will explain...

Geri and I had never been to Thailand, so we really had no idea what exactly to expect or where to stay when we reached Koh Chang, our first island destination. We crossed the border from Cambodia and entered a rainstorm pounding down on northeastern Thailand, so we were a bit concerned about the weather we would be faced with, and due to a slower than expected boat (yet again, I swear to never choose a boat as transport) we missed the ferry connection to the island, so we had to stay one night in Trat, the jumping off point on the mainland.

The next morning, we got in a taxi with about 7 other people. We all took the ferry over and when we arrived on the island, two of the guys in our taxi recommended an area to stay in where they had spent time before. So not knowing really anything, as we were just going to search for bungalows upon arrival, we took their advice.

The island ended up to be huge, and it took about 1/2 hour drive to get to Lonely Beach, the area the guys recommended. But it was perfect - exactly what we were looking for. Not too developed like other areas of the island, and a bit quieter with a little village of bungalows, cute bamboo bars, restaurants, etc. We found a bungalow resort that was picture perfect. And we fatefully got the last available bungalow. Close one. Honestly, I couldn't have asked for anything better - the hotel bar was a big hut on the beach, there was a beautiful restaurant area where you sit on the ground on pillows overlooking the beach where we ate every day, and everyone just was so happy there - the staff and the visitors. Totally relaxed. So we fit right in after our long, over-heated stay in Cambodia. We spent the next five days just lying out on the beach, going on an elephant trek (most of the island is a national park of jungle and mountains), eating amazing Thai food which we learned how to cook at a cooking class in the village, and hanging out with those two guys who we met on the taxi, who ended up to be so much fun and hilarious. Like the male equivalent of Geri and I - as we are both so much fun and hilarious. So you see how it was fate that we shared a taxi with those guys on that specific day who led us to the best part of the island and then ended up to be our good friends there?

The weather was perfect, there were dogs running around on the beach hanging out with all the vacationers, it felt like living a dream. And unfortunately now it is done. BUT, we have two more islands to go to before heading out of Asia, so hopefully they will not disappoint, but it will be tough to top Koh Chang.

Monday, March 19, 2007

The heat is on

We are here in Cambodia, currently in Battambang. A funny name, pronounced "bottom-bong". Anyways, it's been quite an adventure in this country. I could sum up our time here so far with just one word - hot. I can safely say I have never been this hot in my life. It is accentuated by the dirt roads, lack of water (or at least water you could feel ok about jumping into to cool down), and absence of air conditioning in most places. And fans just don't cut it most of the time. Re-circulated hot air is pretty gross.

Anyways, we are not quitters who let a bit of hot air get us down, so we've tried to get out and see what Cambodia has to offer. We started out in Phnom Penh after a full day traveling up the Mekong in a the previously mentioned hot box, a.k.a. the slow boat. We found a great hostel with an adorable old lady owner and a 12 year old pregnant dog named Cheyna. We have yet to see the dog move or stop looking exhausted with life.

While in Phnom Penh, I walked around (starting at 7.30am to avoid the heat) and headed down to the Tuol Sleng Museum - the location for where they tortured and killed thousands of Khmer people during the Khmer Rouge period in the 70's. Needless to say, it was extremely depressing and difficult to see, but fascinating. It is an old high school that the leaders took over, so you see these empty classrooms where you can imagine the brutality that took place, and they documented each person who entered in a photograph, so they have up on the walls thousands of photographs of each person, and you know that everyone you are seeing was eventually killed. Brutally.

To lighten my mood after that, I went down to the market and bought a lot. The market was indoors and like an oven, and I had ladies approaching me swinging fans in my face because I looked like I was on death's door, covered in sweat.

Anyways, nothing much more too exciting to report from there. A few days after arriving, we took a bus to Siem Reap, the town that acts as a home base for visiting the Angkor temples. The town itself was quite cute, you can tell they have pretty much westernized the place for the tourists that come, as there are thousands and mainly from other countries. We arrived after a flawless bus ride (gotta love the Mekong Express) and checked into our guesthouse. First impression of the place - even hotter than Phnom Penh. It's like a desert. We passed the time eating our way around the town from one air conditioned restaurant to the next, because just walking around drained all of our energy.

The next day we headed to the temples at 5am. Repeat - 5am. We had heard that the sunrise at the main temple, Angkor Wat, is amazing, so we sucked it up and it was fascinating. We hired a tuk-tuk (a guy on a motorbike pulling a little carriage type thing where we sit) and he brought us around the temples. There are SO many. We had decided to do it in a day, due to time constrictions, and also we assumed (correctly) that one day of looking at temple ruins would be just fine. By 8am we had seen three already, so off to a great start. By around 11am the sun was coming out and we were lagging on in the heat, a layer of sweat had formed, and we figured it was time to wrap things up. We got to see a good amount of stuff, including the temple Ta Prohm, which you cinema buffs will know from Tomb Raider the movie. I haven't seen it but apparently it's an important spot in the movie. The photo is the one at the beginning of the post and also in this paragraph. It was amazing to see the gigantic roots becoming one with the temple.

Ok, so next comes the good part - transport from Siem Reap to Battambang. We had heard (thanks a lot, Lonely Planet) that it was one of the most scenic boat rides going between the two towns. It could take about 7 hours in the dry season, which is now, but we figured it would be a great way to see the country. We get on the boat and we found a seat under cover in the back, which we were relieved about as we had heard people had to sit on the uncovered roof of the boat in the blaring sun because of lack of seats. About a half hour into the ride, the driver turns the motor off and the Cambodian guys start to look at the engine suspiciously. Which in turn makes us suspicious. They are jumping in the water going under the boat, opening up pipes in the engine, cutting drains, etc. At one point I see a fire ignite, a small one of course, but no less troubling. They calmly put the fire out by throwing some river water onto it and move on. To solve this problem for some reason, they tell those of us who are sitting in the back to go up to the roof. Yes, we are put outside to cook in the sun.

Now a few hours pass and we stop at a floating village where we grab some food, and next thing we know we are lead out with our bags to two pickup trucks. Small pickup trucks. There are about 50 people with us, including about ten local Cambodians who have somehow found there way into our group, I'm sure not by paying $15 like we tourists all did. So they start loading all 50 people's bags on the back (huge backpacking bags) and then they tell us to jump in. I sat back, thinking that there was no way we would all fit so surely they would send another truck. Oh no. Of course not. Leaving me with the worst seat of all, in the way back in the corner, leaving me just enough room to fall off and not feel stable. The Cambodians all took the front seats, so generous of them. A reminder - it's mid-day heat at this point.

Here is the photo I was able to capture between sweaty arms and twisted legs. Absolutely ridiculous, right?! So we head off, and the road is terrible. And I don't think you know what I may mean by terrible, because I had no idea before I came here and didn't believe people's stories about the maddening roads, but I saw it first hand - muddy dirt roads with pot holes deep enough to cause a truck to tip over. So we drive along flying in the air at certain points, tipping drastically to each side, getting scraped and whacked by overgrown bushes that are flying at our faces as we all duck to avoid decapitation. It was amazing. I laughed a lot at first, I think from delirium, but after about an hour and a half it definitely wasn't funny. I had about four people's sweat sharing mine, and we were all covered in dirt by the end. And today I am sore as hell from gripping onto the rope and Geri's backpack to save my life so I wouldn't fall off. I had to rip my fingers off at the end to detach them, I was holding on so tight.

So anyways, good story, no? I wish I could have had a video camera because words really can't describe it.

So, here in Battambang, I took a cooking class this morning which was amazing. I love the food here, lots of coconut and curries. The teacher, a chef at a restaurant here, took us to the market to buy the ingredients (where I witnessed lots of bloody fish killed live, spiders, skinned frogs, etc. for sale), and then he took us back to cook up some fantastic dishes. I ate so much I am still full. And it was delicious, if I do say so myself.

So that's about it. Sorry for the long length of this entry but lots to tell. We're heading back to Phnom Penh tomorrow then off to the beach in the south which should be a nice break.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Trip Statistics Part 1

Most overused sentences:

"I never thought we'd actually make it."
"What did he/she say?" followed by "I have no idea"
"You want motorbike?" spoken by about 50 men (an underestimation) per day on the streets of each town we've been in

65% - the average amount of a sentence I can understand when conversing in English with a Vietnamese local

99.9% - the percentage of absolutely adorable children we've seen on the trip (I am taking out 0.1% due to the young boy who threw a coconut at Geri)

5 - pairs of shorts I bought in Hoi An (an astonishing amount considering I don't like shorts)

Too Many - the number of times we've seen the same backpackers throughout our journey from the north to the south of Vietnam

Roughly 25 - the number of mosquito bites I have, with about 90% on my feet *Make that 26, I just got a new one literally while I was writing. The irony!

3 - how many portions of white rice I eat on average per day

$2.50 - the amount I am paying for my hostel tonight. How will I ever adjust back home?

4 - the number of rounds of rice wine our host family made us drink in the Mekong Delta

1 gajillion - the number of geckos in vietnam and cambodia (again an underestimation) that live on the walls

1 - the number of geckos who landed on our table in Hoi An causing an uproar of thrown chairs and leaping people. And when I say "people", I mean me and Inga.

About 10 - the number of times I fell on our trek in Dalat. You know in dumb comedies when someone is walking along a log to cross a river and they slip and land straddling the log? Well envision me doing just that. To a T. Luckily I am a girl and only escaped with a few bruises. Moral of the story? Buy shoes with treading.

20-ish - the amount of times on that hike when our guide ominously told us to stop and check for leeches. Worrisome? I think so.

More to come after Cambodia.

We got in last night after a long hot boat ride through the Mekong Delta. One would think that riding on a boat would produce a nice breeze, no? Well no exactly. We must have been traveling WITH the breeze alongside our boat, so basically it was a 4 hour sauna. I have sparkling skin!

Cambodia is quite fascinating. Lots of naked babies in the country (I'm just jealous because I'm so hot) and business in the city. I have not done too much yet due to the heat and will probably wait till later to explore. Check back soon!

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Still trekking on

Yes, it's been quite awhile since I've posted. Not to say I don't spend my days writing in my head the stories to tell you guys. However, we have not had as much internet access, therefore, not as much time to write a proper blog. Including now. But I wanted to send a quick update so you all don't think this blog has gone extinct. Still going strong.

But a quick rundown - we've been to beach town Nha Trang where Geri had to sing Waltzing Matilda in front of a boat full of people - next to the country town Dalat in the Central Highlands where we spent the night with mice - and now we are in Saigon where nothing too major has happened but I've cried at the war museum, sweated buckets so much that even my elbows are perspiring, and almost been hit too many times crossing these insane roundabouts. I've never seen so many people on motorbikes.

And now we are off to the Mekong Delta and into Cambodia, and with it being an area where the people grow rice and live in stilt houses, I am thinking that sadly I will probably not be blogging in the next three days.

So next time you hear from me I will be in Pnom Phen! I will keep you posted on any Angelina Jolie sightings.

Friday, March 2, 2007

Stuck in paradise

We are still in Hoi An, due to our bus being booked full a few days after we were planning to leave, and while we were frustrated at first because we were worried it would limit our time in other places, we realized just how lucky we are because we all love it here. So a blessing in disguise, if you will. I fully feel like I'm on vacation now.

It's a great place to just wander and enjoy. The other day, we rented bikes from our hotel and biked about 3 miles to the beach which was amazing. Like pulling into paradise. On the beach, you get served lunch which is brought to your deck chairs underneath umbrellas. Not bad, I think. Then I bought two pairs of shorts for $6 (make me stop! I can't!). And it made me remember just how much I loved having a bike in Melbourne and how peaceful it can be. Especially when your riding past palm trees and deep green rice fields (as opposed to beeping trams and prostitutes down Carlisle St).

The next day we took a trip to My Son, an old area of ruins of temples from ancient times. It was interesting, and my first experience with being so sweaty that my top ended up wet after about 5 minutes of walking. Not a pretty sight. The breezes picked up though, thank goodness, and we took a boat back to Hoi An down the river.

As for today, we're switching hotels as ours is sadly full tonight, and then I think I'll sit at a cafe, write in my journal, read my book, and eat. Yes, it isn't a bad life I have now. We were thinking that maybe some higher being is telling us to soak it all up while we can, that it's only going to be worse from here on out so we should enjoy relaxing in Hoi An. Are we pessimists? Perhaps. Or realists. In any case, I'm going to go enjoy my day!

Thursday, March 1, 2007

What heaven is filled with

Did I mention there are dogs everywhere here? And when I say dogs, I mean puppies. Adorable puppies. Everywhere. It is strange though - you rarely see older dogs. I think Vietnam has found the fountain of youth for dogs. Meaning that this is the best place in the world. Aside from the whole rabies thing. Here are a few we've met.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

A Week of Northern Vietnam

We've spent the past week in Vietnam, and all I can say is that everyone needs to come here. The scenery, people and culture here are all so beautiful.

We spent the first few days in Hanoi - the capitol of the country. I was pretty much expecting it to be crowds and chaos, but it was quite charming (as well as crowded and chaotic). First of all, everyone drives motorbikes. I mean, probably about 5% of the motor vehicles in this country are non-motorbikes. And there are no road rules, hence why I have not tried to ride one. But there is organized chaos - when you cross the street, the motorists swerve around you and you feel pretty safe. Except that time we saw a young boy get hit by a car. But moving on. The people are absolutely amazing. Everyone smiles and says hello and makes you feel so welcome and at home. And you see all ages out and about - it makes you realize just what a lazy culture we are. Here, old ladies are carrying heavy loads of food down the streets, biking around the city, holding down their shops until late into the night, it is so impressive to see how hard-working everyone is. The setup of the city is interesting too - there are streets dedicated to certain types of stores. For example, there is a street where they sell hardware, one for paper goods, one for silk goods, and even one for gravestones (including an example of one with Britney Spears. She's not dead, right?).

Next we took a tour to Halong Bay. We took a tour out to these old-fashioned boats, ones that you think would be cruising down the Mississippi. Here's a photo to show what they are like.So we had a huge lunch of seafood on the boat, then spent the day kayaking and cruising around the bay, and later that night we slept on the boat. It was just amazing. So calm in the water. And we shared the boat with a group of really crazy, funny people.

The next day we went to the only inhabited island in the bay and did the hardest hike of my life. I'm not kidding. There were stairs for miles; I would even call it rock-climbing at one point. At the end we reached the top for some amazing views. I hiked up to the top of this old abandoned post, which I was quite proud of myself because I forgot how much I am scared of heights. Granted, it took me about ten minutes to get up (and it was only three flights of stairs) but nonetheless, I made it. Here's the view for you all to imagine just how scary it would be for me and how proud you are of me.
Anyways, next we headed to our hotel in the Cat Ba (the island's name) town. It was there that I had my first (and I am betting not last) experience with a karaoke bar. It was filled with westerners and the Vietnamese tour guides, and of course everyone sang TERRIBLY, but it was thoroughly entertaining. There were the usuals - I Will Survive, Country Road, You Can't Touch This (rapped by a girl). Yes, good times you can imagine. So you know, we did not take over the mic and sing, I am saving it for a time when I've had a few more drinks and have had some time to warm up (mentally). It will come though, don't you worry.

Now when I write about this next part of my trip, I know you will all think we are the biggest whimps when it comes to traveling, but I swear, we have been having the worst luck with transport here. We took the overnight bus to Hoi An, and it was four hours delayed (due to a few people not having tickets, which took about an hour to sort out, and then our bus shut down. Thankfully, after taking out something which looked like the engine and re-inserting it, it ran relatively fine). Another unfortunate fact of the bus ride I will make - no air-conditioning. I believe it was recirculated air from outside, and it was a hot night so I slept drenched in a layer of sweat. (Thank god for travel wipes!)

But we made it, better later than never, to Hoi An. And we absolutely love it here. We are paying $30 total for all three of us to be in this amazing hotel. Swimming pool, rice fields out back, free breakfast, it's like we're living in this mansion in the middle of the Mississippi delta. (Strange that I've now referred to Mississippi twice considering I've never been there) And it's a shopper's dream here. I'm getting shorts tailor made for $10, and I bought a bunch of stuff at a crafts workshop where they employ handicapped workers, and they are all working in the back so you can see them in action. It's an amazing place, it has a Mediterranean feel to it and narrow winding streets. I could stay here for a long long time. Here are some photos from today so you can imagine it.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Day of worsts

I know I begin with a title that sounds dramatic, but it's true. I had a day and a half of my life filled with the worst experiences I have ever had. Character-building though.

Anyways, we had to somehow get from Hong Kong to Hanoi, and we chose to go via train, which is the only way to do it really except for bus (which could have been even more frightening) and flight (we are poor backpackers). So we leave on a train from Hong Kong to Guangzhou, about three hours. Not bad - I'm feeling good at this point. The train is nice and I listen to my Ipod so I'm happy. Except that the batteries die at the end of the trip.

In Guangzhou, my relative in Hong Kong had arranged for someone to meet us there with our ticket, since we had to have it pre-purchased because of the new year, with everything being sold out until this time. So we took a taxi to the hotel he was staying at - about 25 minutes away. A successful handover - he gave us the tickets, and we had some food. When I say food, I mean vegetable sticks, because that was the only thing we could eat on the menu that didn't contain meat. Keep this in mind as I continue my story... we have not eaten a lot at this point. So we head back in the taxi to the train station, leaving just enough time. Now is my tiny piece of advice to anyone traveling in Guangzhou - there are TWO, count them TWO, train stations. One named Guangzhou Dong, the other Guangzhou. Duh. Of course we should have known that. Nevermind NOBODY asking us when we told them we were going to the train station, which one? Well we of course find this out when we get there, throw a quick panic attack, then hop in a taxi, Amazing Race-style, to just plain Guangzhou train station. And when we get there it is madness. They have added hundreds of trains to account for all the travelers over the holiday, so we are three of thousands, and the only westerns, so everyone is having a field day just staring at our misfortune. They literally just stare at us. After confusion from the staff about where to go, we run and just catch our train. Ok, now this train is an overnighter and we have bunks. But these bunks are three bunks tall, and you share a compartment with 5 others. And each train car has about 75 people on it. I am not kidding. And this was a 12 hour train ride, arriving at 4am. And lucky me gets the ticket by herself, so I have no one to talk with when I'm in my bed. Anyways, I decided this was going to be fun, even though we can't communicate with any of the Chinese people on the train. We eat rice and spinach, the only thing the meal cart people can understand, and then I get ready for bed. Now, anyone who knows me knows my biggest annoyance ever - snoring. So I consider it some sort of karma, that on a train with probably at least 20 train cars, each car having about 75 people, I get in the same compartment with three snorers. And I know some people are random snorers, but these were continual snorers. Going from about 10pm until we arrived. So Krissy did not sleep. Maybe an hour. Oh, and the worst part of this train ride was the toilet. The public toilets here are urinals in the ground. For girls. I won't paint the picture, but you can imagine. Well this toilet was the most disgusting I have ever seen in my life. I know I haven't seen too many disgusting toilets, but I swear if I had seen many many disgusting toilets in my life, THIS ONE would have been the worst. I have never smelled anything SO bad. So I didn't drink anything the rest of this trip.

It isn't over. SO we arrive in Nanning, the middle of nowhere really on the way to the border. We have to get out at 4.30am and buy tickets for the next leg of our train ride. And there are hundreds of us in line trying to fight our way to the front (please see previous blog post about Chinese and waiting in lines). Thank GOD we got tickets for this train, and we get onto one of the dirtiest trains I've seen (Geri witnessed a man vomiting through his hands) and have a three hour train ride to near the border.

So by this point, it's better. We take this fantastic taxi in a little buggy-type motorbike to the border, and the countryside is beautiful, everyone is smiling and waving as we pass, and we made it! We are in Hanoi now. I would write about it, but I am a bit exhausted from writing now and I bet you are a bit sick of reading, so I'll save my Vietnam post for next. Anyways, here is a photo of the train ride, for you to just imagine.

Visualizing our longest day ever

I got the photos working again, so here are a few photos from the Big Buddha, a.k.a. longest day ever.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Longest Day EVER

As today was our final day here, we planned to take a trip to Lantau Island, what sounded like a peaceful idyllic retreat from the city where we could visit the "Big Buddha" - what is reported in the guide books to be the only seated, bronze, outdoor buddha. Special characteristics clearly. Geri and I left this morning at what we thought was a decent hour, around 9.30am, to head out there as it is about 1/2 hour on the subway. So we exit, stand in line which doesn't look TOO bad, and after about a 1/2 hour of waiting, we find a sign next to us that reads "Estimated Waiting Time: 90 minutes". Keep in mind I'm still recovering from my sickness and have already turned a shade of yellow and almost fainted while standing for that long. But we figured that they would probably be overestimating the time and we'd already been waiting for long enough so we could tough it out. Would make sense, right? Well no. THREE hours later we get on board the cable car up to the mountain where the buddha is. That's I think the length of Schindlers List. In other words, TOO LONG. Especially when surrounded by 100s of people. On the positive side, while in this line, we learned many lessons of the Chinese: 1. Lines do not matter. They should not even be called lines at all, because as soon as it starts to move forward at any pace, everyone tries to shove by you. Even grandmas. And the amazing thing is that no one gets mad about it, so who were Geri and I to put up a fuss? 2. Give birth to children so you have a human force to push your way through lines. This we found to be true anywhere, on subways, the street, etc. If you have a child with you and you push them through first to get a seat on the subway, no one can really get mad at them and push them back. 3. The estimated length of waiting time is always underestimated!

Luckily, Geri and I met a new friend and we learned to laugh our way through it and had some memorable funny moments to our day, including a Buddhist vegetarian meal (another 1/2 hour wait for that) that included a rotten corn on the cob which we pawned off on our new friend (who has since left us. hmmm.) So in the end, it was a hilarious day. Who would have thought? Goes to show that things can be worth the wait.

So we're off tomorrow on a very long train ride to Vietnam so I should be reporting back in the next few days.

Monday, February 19, 2007

A photo

Just thought I'd add a photo to keep up the excitement for you guys. You ARE reading this, right? Really, is there anything more exciting?

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Kung Hei Fat Choi

I should have bet money on who would be sick first, because I would have made good money, since yes, it's me. I'm currently recovering from some sort of flu. The kind of flu where your body feels like it weighs 5,000 tons and your head is about to explode. No but really, it was bad.

I don't want to give the impression that things are terrible because they actually are great. Hong Kong is absolutely fascinating. Having never stepped a foot in an Asian country, I had no idea really what to expect, aside from movies that is. (how sad.) So it really is huge billboards, millions of people on the street, food stalls everywhere, it's amazing. I would say it's crazier than New York.

The good/bad part about being here now is that it is Chinese New Year (hence the Kung Hei Fat Choi). Chinese New Year = a fantastic ambiance in the city with everyone buzzing about and decorations of oranges, red envelopes, all the essentials. But Chinese New Year also = everything closed, and lots and lots (and lots) of people. Due to this holiday, we had to extend our stay here for two days, which is actually good because there is so much more to see.

We've so far wandered the city, visited the Chinese and Vietnamese consulates to get our visas (yes, quite exciting), went to the botanical gardens, went up to the peak for amazing views of the huge skyline, took a trip to Macau, and just soaked up all the sights.

An insight - things are CHEAP! I think we were mislead when we were told that this is one of the most expensive cities. Yes, I am sure one could spend quite a bit of cash here, but we've had cheap meals, as in less than $5, and I bought a pair of Puma's for $15. I think that is unheard of. No? So we've been saving more money that we expected.

I better get some rest so I don't get sick again (no pity please :)) but I will be posting soon. Also, I'm uploading images to a website which I'll put a link to at the end of each leg of the trip. I'm really excited to show you all the photos.

Miss you all! xxx

Sunday, February 11, 2007

On my way! Well, almost.

The countdown has begun and I'm departing lovely Melbourne in a few days to start my journey home. I figured I'd spare myself a few years of getting carpal tunnel from massive email writing by keeping this blog while I'm gone to keep you all posted on the interesting highlights of the trip, like any mosquito attacks, child adoptions, ping pong shows, etc. While my life tends to be on the boring side, I am sure that this will be quite an exciting trip. Stay tuned...